DECOMPOSING PUMPKINS

No she just got a really cheap weave and it ripped out her hair in the front. That’s actually what happens if you get a cheap enough weave.

baby’s first stab

askstadbabslick:

BDSM

reiburger:

gonnaslapabitch:

kaminobutt:

suckmyphallus:

nepeter:

janeyrockets:

You read 761 words per minute.
That makes you 204% faster than the national average.

You read 475 words per minute.
That makes you 90% faster than the national average.

jfc am i slow

You read 563 words per minute.
That makes you 125% faster than the national average.

hells yes

(although in my defense i didnt comprehend it very well and just got lucky on the test lmao)

You read 547 words per minute.
That makes you 119% faster than the national average.

boo

You read 313 words per minute.
That makes you 25% faster than the national average.

pretty good for not being a native speaker :D

You read 898 words per minute.

That makes you 259% faster than the national average.

I… wow…

clientsfromhell:

A client sent an (exceptionally) rude Word Doc outlining the ‘psychic’ website she wanted to start, with comments like “I know you’ll have trouble understanding this,” “don’t question me, I know it’s going to work,” and best of all, “I know you have nothing going on in your life - see this as an opportunity to finally do something useful.”

After I sent her my quote…

Client: That was a lot more than I was expecting to pay.

Me: I thought you were psychic.

satanismyhomeboii:

this is the greatest thing I have ever read.

unicornsareforgangstas:

kanyewesticle:

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

Oh my god

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wish-chu:

canni8al:

bluandorange:

jadesisland:

mama-avio:

digisummers:

no guys just imagine

all the kids playing this song

jfkdslafjk

DIGI HOLY SHIT BRO LOOK AT THE NOTES

HEY GUESS WHAT I’M NOT TAGGING IT BECAUSE IT SHOULDN’T MATTER IF ITS HOMESTUCK, THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

WOWOWOWWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOW!!!

this song is by The Shanghai Restoration project- I highly recommend you check them out! :)

doctor-lucky:

thelilnan:

s-lowdancing:

4sha:

slow motion lightning.

holy shit

This is amazing. See how as soon as one of the feelers hits a ground source all the others are just lost, since the current now has an ionized path to ground? AWESOME.

kigurumidave:

‘homura whats a meme’

‘dont worry about it’

You read 761 words per minute.
That makes you 204% faster than the national average.

You read 475 words per minute.
That makes you 90% faster than the national average.

You read 563 words per minute.
That makes you 125% faster than the national average.

You read 547 words per minute.
That makes you 119% faster than the national average.

You read 313 words per minute.
That makes you 25% faster than the national average.

You read 761 words per minute.That makes you 204% faster than the national average.

You read 475 words per minute.That makes you 90% faster than the national average.

You read 563 words per minute.That makes you 125% faster than the national average.

You read 547 words per minute.That makes you 119% faster than the national average.

You read 313 words per minute.That makes you 25% faster than the national average.

You read 761 words per minute.
That makes you 204% faster than the national average.

You read 475 words per minute.
That makes you 90% faster than the national average.

You read 563 words per minute.
That makes you 125% faster than the national average.

You read 547 words per minute.
That makes you 119% faster than the national average.

You read 313 words per minute.
That makes you 25% faster than the national average.